Wilberforce Cholmondeley
The Honourable Howling Laud Chummers | |
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| Member of Parliament for Uxbridge and South Ruislip | |
| In office 9 December 2025 – 17 December 2025 | |
| High Womble of the Official Monster Raving Loony Party | |
| Assumed office 4 December 2025 (65 days) | |
| Preceded by | Office established |
| Personal details | |
| Born | 4 December 2025 (65 days) |
| Political party | OMRLP (since 4 December 2025) |
| Signature | Wilberforce Cholmondeley's signature |
Sir Wilberforce Hogmanay Fortescue Cholmondeley Kt (born 4 December 2025), known politically as Howling Laud Chummers, is a politician and former witch doctor who is currently serving as the High Womble of the Official Monster Raving Loony Party and as a Member of Parliament for Uxbridge and South Ruislip.
Arrival and early beginnings
According to his own testimony, he was born somewhere in New Zealand to a toolmaker and a Gorgon[1], where he also educated by a crazed witch. He then arrived in an inflatable rubber unicorn on 4 December 2025, where he was granted citizenship by Jacob Sherwood, then Secretary of State for the Home Office. He then established the Official Monster Raving Looney Party on the same day.
In the 2026 New Year's Honour List, he was made a Knight Bachelor by the King for his services to shenanigans and tomfoolery. He renounced these for private reasons on 19 January that year.